I dressed up as Rab C Nesbitt back in the day, complete with string vest, bandage, rolled up newspaper and bottle of Bucky.
This year though, I'm thinking of dressing up as Coyne.

I like this 😁😁😁
Coyne again 👍
What are you dressing up as my good friend?
Boris.
Buy a bad suit from Matalan.
A few cushions to put inside.
Then candy floss to put on my head
Job done
For you that's actually half-decent patter!
Glad you've cheered up a bit mate.