I just turned 40 a few months ago. Our oldest poster is probably the Ibrox stalwart ImTheBoy, who is in his early 70s.
62 the now I thought I was the oldest poster on here but maybe BMG is .
I'm afraid that at 36 I am a sprightly young thing.. relatively speaking of course! 
My general views in life lead many to believe that I must be about 80 though!
lol 
aye the last line you are ages we my kids . My daughter the oldest at 39 .
You're definitely not Ralph from over the road you can be quite funny .
I've seen the name 'Ralph' come up a few times now.. I get the feeling he must be notorious!
Aye he's on the wind up most of the time .
But I'm not too keen on the racist part of him again it could be to wind up fellow posters .