For the record I played in goals .I was down at Middlesbrough as a young lad back in 73_74
I left after about 6 weeks because I was homesick when I got home my dad went ape at me .
Week later one of the staff came up to Aberdeen to get me back again they thought I had a future in the game but I refused as I was having a great time wine woman and song .
It wasn't until 5 years later I made a comeback in Sunday league then progressed from there to Junior and Highland league.
Packed it in at 29 to do running . I regret packing it in too early.
So I do have an insight into goalkeepers. But not much else on the football pitch to be fair .