Log onto the board to read stuff like "the queen only needs to open her eyes in the morning to annoy mr timbo and his kind!" from mr aj. I really liked that one as the queen, pope, dalai lama (or however it's spelt) do not interest me in the slightest as anyone with half a brain could probably see. Crazy how if you say the slightest wee thing about someone or something people will actually flip their lid and call you allsorts.