It was apparently stuff like:

“Douglas, why aren’t you standing in a constituency in May?”

And

“When do you think you will get your seat in the House of Lords, Douglas?”

😀

Aye, he answered those ones pretty comprehensively which lead them to ask other daft stuff like

'Why are you such a muppet Douglas?'

and

'Why do you hate Scotland?'

It was almost like he'd set up a trap for them!

#YouYesYet?