Kind of discounts did you get Buc
Lol too auld for that Coyne .
But seemingly she had flash cars picking her up from her flat the neighbours also said she would wear a mini skirt that was like a belt .
One of the gentleman that picked her up was a wealthy well known Aberdeen businessman..
My wife and myself were shocked as we were clueless to what was going on.
I gave the neighbours my contact details to keep us informed if anything like this ever happened again .
To make sure you get a discount next time?
Nah more my mate Oggie and wife swap Les they like this sort of thing and pay stupid money for a 10 minute session rather buy a pair of running shoes they last longer . 
Sounds like they'd have been better with your Eastern European gas cooker tbh.