I've always considered Bashir to be a snake.
What kind though?
Boa Constrictor
King Cobra
Or do you prefer the Black Mamba
He is a Cobra - very poisonous and lacking in moral fibre.
You are a grass snake, nae bite and pretty pointless 🤷♂️
Not being funny here, but is there something wrong with you?
Apart from his dress sense, personality and sense of humour?😁