Given Sturgeon's outrage at people being dragged out of Unions against their will, I'm sure she'd offer the chance of Shetlanders, Borderers and Orcadians to stay part of the UK if a second referendum took place.

I'm also sure her invitation would also extend to the good residents of Edinburgh and Aberdeen, who won't want to be dragged out against their will either.

**No sniggering at the back**

The question is, where would become the new Shcottish Chapital?  Could Glasgow make a strong case, or would it have to go to 'Yes City'?