Au contraire fatty;

No bother with top bantz and the only reason you stopped so low as to bring kids into it is because you get the utter p1sh ripped out of you so have to seek the nasty outlet. Again; not something I'd ever do and it sums you up.

Now excuse me as I see to my lovely wee family as I do each and every day in life.

 
Cheers pal 😂😂😂😂