VOR pished the bed again I see
I seem to have touched a nerve.
I doubt you could if you tried 
It’s as obvious as your gut.
Got to ask are you in athletic shape ?
Or do you have an obvious gut .? Don't get high I'm only asking .
I’m a bronzed Adonis.
Thank you for replying in the proper manner I really appreciate that .
You must go to the gym then fair play to you on keeping fit .