The chameleon separatists change their colours depending on what can aid them in their quest to split up the country.
In Arthur Donaldson's day it was the black and red of the swastika.
They then brought in the yellow and black logo.
It has also been blue when they got Thatcher into power.
This also led to their nickname of the tartan tories, although not strictly a colour.
They took on some green when they jumped about the Celtic pubs for photo opportunities.
They pretended to be socialist red for a while, making out they hated labour for being too right wing, but when authentic socialist Corbyn took control they still never went back.
They adopted the yellow stars on a blue background when they decided they had a sudden love for the EU. Many said this was a tactical move but I'm assured they always loved it (no sniggering at the back). Who can forget Sturgeon's tour of Europe when she was meant to be doing her day job?
Then they became avowed anti racists, adopting the black of BLM and Antifa, when they implied it was OK for folk to break lockdown rules to randomly protest the non-racist death of an American drug abuser, fuelling the fire of conspiracy theories.
What colour are they just now though?