Ok I've changed the goalposts. Forgot we had a few righties on here so washing Trumps bawsack might not actually be a chore
So replace Donald Trump with Deemo or Ralph. The prize is still the same though. And it needs to be a proper bed bath as if they have an important business meeting to go to that day.
Ralph and Deemo you can do each other oooer
Who is Ralph? And whoever he is there will be no bathing of me by him or any other poster on here and I will not be bathing any poster on here either.
Ok I've changed the goalposts. Forgot we had a few righties on here so washing Trumps bawsack might not actually be a chore
So replace Donald Trump with Deemo or Ralph. The prize is still the same though. And it needs to be a proper bed bath as if they have an important business meeting to go to that day.
Ralph and Deemo you can do each other oooer
Who is Ralph? And whoever he is there will be no bathing of me by him or any other poster on here and I will not be bathing any poster on here either.
Lets not be too hasty, Mo
I'm a happily married man so no 😇
But if Jennifer Aniston was on offer 🤔
I’m a happily married man too and never have or never would because on balance its not worth the hassle and pain it would cause.
In my heart of hearts though, I don’t honestly believe that it’s wrong. And that goes both ways. If it ever happened to me I would probably be somewhat irked but not intensely hurt or angry.
You do not believe it is wrong, very interesting 🤔
That’s right Mo. Aside from societal norms, I don’t believe consensual sexual activity between adults is “wrong”.
Consensual sex between adults is not wrong but cheating on your partner is
Ok I've changed the goalposts. Forgot we had a few righties on here so washing Trumps bawsack might not actually be a chore
So replace Donald Trump with Deemo or Ralph. The prize is still the same though. And it needs to be a proper bed bath as if they have an important business meeting to go to that day.
Ralph and Deemo you can do each other oooer
Who is Ralph? And whoever he is there will be no bathing of me by him or any other poster on here and I will not be bathing any poster on here either.
Lets not be too hasty, Mo
Is Ralph Jennifer Aniston? 🤔
I'm a happily married man so no 😇
But if Jennifer Aniston was on offer 🤔
I’m a happily married man too and never have or never would because on balance its not worth the hassle and pain it would cause.
In my heart of hearts though, I don’t honestly believe that it’s wrong. And that goes both ways. If it ever happened to me I would probably be somewhat irked but not intensely hurt or angry.
You do not believe it is wrong, very interesting 🤔
That’s right Mo. Aside from societal norms, I don’t believe consensual sexual activity between adults is “wrong”.
Consensual sex between adults is not wrong but cheating on your partner is
I know that’s the societal view, but I have never really seen what’s so bad about it.
I wouldn’t do it myself but wouldn’t negatively judge anyone who did.
My attitudes towards sex? Any outwith a one man one woman marriage is morally wrong, but I wouldn't judge anyone for not adhering to this nor would I ever want it enshrined in law.
My view is that, I am too
**** good to restrict to one woman.
That just simply wouldn’t fair, which is why I continue to be a Tap Shagger.
My attitudes towards sex? Any outwith a one man one woman marriage is morally wrong, but I wouldn't judge anyone for not adhering to this nor would I ever want it enshrined in law.
How long have you been married?
My attitudes towards sex? Any outwith a one man one woman marriage is morally wrong, but I wouldn't judge anyone for not adhering to this nor would I ever want it enshrined in law.
How long have you been married?
Over 5 years.
Think I picked you up wrong. Are you saying you don't believe in sex unless you are married or are you meaning being unfaithful within a marriage is what you think is morally wrong?
My attitudes towards sex? Any outwith a one man one woman marriage is morally wrong, but I wouldn't judge anyone for not adhering to this nor would I ever want it enshrined in law.
How long have you been married?
Over 5 years.
Think I picked you up wrong. Are you saying you don't believe in sex unless you are married or are you meaning being unfaithful within a marriage is what you think is morally wrong?
Both! 
OH
So were you a 30 year old virgin or shall you be burning in hell?
Did yous know that Aragorn from Lord of the Rings was an 88 year old virgin?
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