Most embarrassing attempts at “Patter”

• Most embarrassing attempts at “Patter”
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 11:14
• You have seen on here, I’ll kick off with....
  
  Calling everyone a Tim.
  
  Or putting the letter “h” into words.
  
  Feel free to keep adding to this.
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by mrs timbo on 22 Nov, 2020 11:20
• Calling everyone a tim who has a disagreement with you is just plain stupid. Mr mbo was rather silly but I actually quite liked it. Still do infact and I hope mr theboy posts more now he's back after mr angry's SOS call to him the other day.
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 11:28
• Wee Nippy or Nippy Nic.
  
  Toes are curling typing it.
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by PeterGrant on 22 Nov, 2020 11:32
• “Made of strong stuff”🤣
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 11:54
• Lefties
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  Posted by mrs timbo on 22 Nov, 2020 12:18
• When I post on a thread it's my final say on the matter that seems to get on people's nerves for some reason.
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 12:23
• Changing someone’s name.
  
  For example Humza Yousaf to Humza Useless.
  
  Just call him by his name then say you think he’s useless after that.
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 12:37
• Is that you assuming again Fremsley 😬🙈😬
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by PeterGrant on 22 Nov, 2020 12:43
• It’s pretty amusing when one considers the righties’ default assumption is always that they are being treated unfairly.
  
  Such delicate victims. They are also vigorously opposed to “no-platforming” but take their toys home when ever something doesn’t go their way.
  
  Very childlike in their perception of the world.
  
  
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• #9 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 12:58
• Do you need your tummy tickled 🙈😬🙈
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• #10 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 13:16
• Seps 🥴
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• #11 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 13:31
• Brenty 😂
  
  When you are trying to be insulting, that ones a total beamer 😂
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• #12 Reply
  Posted by mrs timbo on 22 Nov, 2020 13:33
• Who started Erchie Bairds Bar? Possibly the worst nickname in the history of the internet.
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• #13 Reply
  Posted by Sir Brenty on 22 Nov, 2020 13:42
• Quote from: mr timbo on 22 Nov, 2020 13:33

  Who started Erchie Bairds Bar? Possibly the worst nickname in the history of the internet.
  

  
  I would take a guess at AJ
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• #14 Reply
  Posted by Cooheid on 22 Nov, 2020 13:51
• Was it not pantyliner?
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