Tier 4 joke I invented.
Messaged them separately asking for a few minutes for some advice on an issue. When they called I gave it:
“Not actually a work issue mate, more a personal one. I’m just a bit worried about going into Tier 4 here and wondered if you could share any advice or insights.”
Baffled silence or “eh eh.....”.
Eventually they break, one by one.
“Our area hasn’t been in tier 4 yet either mate.”
“Aye, your fitba team has prior experience in tier 4, what’s it like?”.
One hung up, the others laughed like drains.