Imagine I’m wearing half mast skinny jeans and a tight Tee Shirt with’ base me ‘ on it. You’ll soon read it then😂
He's the gift that keeps on giving.😂
Have i got this right ?Im a little thick You see being English and of course I dont know nothing about Scottish Politics. 
Is this the fellow who dresses like Quinton Crisp , strutts around Dundee and invites Junkies over from Glasgow for Coke parties and Votes Indy?
I'm not 100% if he voted indy or not, but the rest is spot on, so I hear.